Charlie Brown and Lucy are drinking lemonade and talking. However, Charlie Brown grows sickened when Lucy does not realize Snoopy has sipped from the same straw she is using. Lucy is disgusted with the faces he is making.
Charlie Brown has grown fed up with Lucy's incompetence at baseball and kicks her off the team. Lucy badmouths the team through the school paper, and resorts to complaining from the sidelines.
Snoopy finds himself in the running for a prestigious prize from the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm. He forces the neighborhood children to nominate him.
"Linus and Lucy"
Lucy attempts to set a world record for being crabby one thousand days a row. She criticizes Linus for patting birds on the head. Linus moves into Joe Cool's "dorm room", which is really Snoopy's doghouse, after Lucy throws him out of the house. Lucy discovers that her mother is having another child. (an unnamed Rerun van Pelt)