"Snoopy's Song" is a song from the stage play Snoopy!!! The Musical and animated TV special of the same name. It is sung by Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Sally Brown, Lucy van Pelt, Peppermint Patty, and Linus van Pelt.

LyricsEdit

All: Sit up, lay down, roll over, play dead

Sit up, lay down, roll over, play dead,

Sit up, lay down roll over play dead.

Snoopy: Who wants to chase rabbits?

Who wants to fetch sticks?

Who wants to lay down and play dead?

Who wants to do tricks?

All: Sit up, lay down, roll over, play dead.

Snoopy: Who wants to bake biscuits?

That doesn't seem right,

Who wants to be told that his bark is worst than his bite?!

Who wants to eat dog food? It tastes like it sounds,

Who wants to be one of the pack, and run with the hounds?

Not me that's who, got better things to do!

All: Sit up, lay down, roll over, play dead

Sit up, lay down, roll over, play dead

Lucy: Why doesn't Snoopy do what you tell him, Charlie Brown?

He is your dog isn't he, Charlie Brown?

Sometimes I think he doesn't know his place,

If he was my dog and he didn't do what I told him,

You know what I'd do Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown: What would you do, Lucy?

Lucy (to Charlie Brown): I'd trade him in for a couple of goldfish! Why don't you give some serious thought to doing exactly that? Well, why don't you answer?!

Charlie Brown (to Lucy): I'm thinking!

I wonder what would happen if I traded him in for a cat!

Lucy (to Charlie Brown): Yeah! Come on, let's get outta here!

Snoopy: I'd love to chase rabbits,

I'd love to fetch sticks,

I'd likely lay down and play dead,

Who puts a roof over my head?

Who butters most sides of my brand new locus?

I'm laying, I'm laying, I'm laying, I'm dying!

Charlie Brown (to Snoopy): Here, Snoopy!

Snoopy (to Charlie Brown): You called?